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i could never get a botox because i love looking at people with a frown & disgusted look

Sound is not necessary to enjoy, but boy howdy does it elevate the experience.

enough influencers. we need people submitting lyrics meanings on genius.com.

Dudes at the gym love to sit on a machine on their phones for thirty to forty years

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

crazy how your only options for romance these days are to redownload hinge or to give up on love and become a lighthouse keeper. ah well.

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."