Something good will come out of all things yet

Real life really is just like Neopets. Every day I get up. Feed my pets. Get a free omelette at the giant omelette. Go to my job at the ice cream factory where I have to dodge giant scoops of ice cream at increasingly high speeds

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

The sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done with it and the sooner you can stop thinking about it. Go on, up you get, it won't be as bad as you think.

You won't want to do it later either. You might as well just do it now. Even if you don't finish it all, anything you manage to get done now is something you don't have to do later (when you still won't want to do it)