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More prinxiety! I forget in my little bubble of other favourite ships that prinxiety is like one of the most popular ones dfjdslgjdfg. Very well. have some sleepytime cuddles. TW for touch starvation

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Roman is a busy man. He has a lot of things going on, all the time, always. He has to brainstorm and develop ideas, and he has to keep up with Logan’s standard for his work (a high standard, but Roman reckons it’s fair). He has to keep his brother at bay which usually entails fighting him in good ol’ hand-to-hand combat at least three times a week. He has to help Patton with chores. He has to, he has to, he-Roman is a busy man.But when he comes into his room, head in his notebooks and brain thrumming with thoughts at roughly 9:28pm, and hears… a sniffle? Roman has to remind himself of the other thing he must make time for.His boyfriend. Virgil.Virgil, who is huddled up on his bed, in his pyjamas and with Roman’s blankets pulled around him, sniffling quietly. Not crying, but perhaps not far off from it. Perhaps Roman only just missed the tears.

Roman immediately drops his books and makes a beeline for his boyfriend, stripping off his ornate coat with its uncomfortable-to-hug gold braid before clambering on the bed next to him.“I’ve been gone too long,” he hums, “I didn’t mean to get so caught up with all that nonsense, thunder, I’m sorry.”Virgil smiles a little smile, and sets about unwrapping himself from Roman’s blankets as Roman kicks his boots off, before they settle under the covers together, Roman pulling Virgil close.Yes, he can see from the state of anxiety’s makeup the Virgil’s already had his cry, and Roman frowns, and leans in to kiss the stress out from the crease in-between his boyfriend’s eyebrows.“I’m sorry I wasn’t here.”“It’s okay,” Virgil mumbles, nuzzling into Roman’s chest, into his warmth, and wrapping his limbs around Roman and curling up like a cat (like the traits his darling boyfriend not-so-secretly has). “You were working. It just… got a little much tonight.”Roman kisses Virgil’s temple again, another silent apology and one that Virgil accepts. Virgil and Roman have a similar problem, being various degrees of touch-starved. Roman’s is fairly mild, but still too much to handle, in Roman’s silent opinion. As soon as Virgil realises he’s allowed regular touch, he openly becomes as clingy as clingy can be. It had started after the Valentine’s Day video, if Roman recalls properly. Where Virgil accidentally grabbed his hand, and then they spent more time screaming in ‘horror’ at each other rather than actually letting go, because neither wanted to admit how wonderful the warm clasp of their hands was.Roman still finds his reaction pathetic. But a few weeks later, they’d managed to have a proper conversation about it, y’know, like adults, and it lead to them seeking each other out when it got a little much. And idle lying on top of each other turned into hugging. Which turned into cuddling. Which, at some point, turned into Virgil kissing him.Which turned into this.

Roman snuggles close, enjoying the close, steady, warm contact of skin-on-skin, of Virgil seeping through his thin t-shirt. It no longer sets his skin on fire; at least, not as badly as it used to. And Virgil is on top of him, his usual long and lanky frame curled up like a dog beside a fireplace, and his darling, sweet, wonderful Virgil has drifted off to sleep on top of him.Roman clicks his tongue, enjoying seeing Virgil so calm and relaxed, but also vaguely annoyed, as he planned on doing more work tonight. He’d promised Logan the next batch of ideas by 5 o’clock tomorrow afternoon.Roman contemplates getting up.But seeing as he’s smothering a yawn and the comfortable weight of blankets and Virgil is lulling his once-busy mind into a more peaceful state, Roman cedes defeat, simply wrapping his arms around his boyfriend and closing his eyes. Before long, he’s fast asleep too.

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

The light is green.

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Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10

Masterpost

Word Count: 2,112

Pairings: Platonic LAMP, Prinxiety, Logicality, background Remile

Warnings: Uncensored swearing, someone being compared to a prostitute, abandonment, feeling betrayed and lied to, heavy self deprecation, if there’s anything I missed please please tell me, and if there’s anything you would like me to tag, don’t hesitate to ask!

Summary:

Roman Prince and Logan Rose are soulmates. They’re platonic soulmates though. They both have the same Soul mark to prove it. But they both have one other soul mark, binding them to one other person. And when they find Patton Miles, it just so happens that they’re both his soulmates. Logan being his Soulbound Soulmate, and Roman being a platonic soulmate. But something feels missing. And it feels filled, shockingly so, when they meet a certain someone a year and a half after they found each other.

Chapter 10

  Two months and two weeks at Eastwood high.

  Virgil?

  Surviving.

  More than that, in fact.

  At this point, the small, weird, lightweight of a kid had expected to have been picked up by some or a few lunch bullies and even perhaps a few after school ruffians.

  But all Virgil had to deal with was a single, mildly irritating, girl in his first period class.

  And even then, Virgil had been a little bit distracted with his own thoughts for him to be too terribly annoyed.

  No, Virgil did not think of the annoying girl who sat at his table. Nor did he speak to or of the short boy with beanie who would give him weird side glances from time to time. Instead his thoughts were occupied by a few smiling faces. Today, the lightly tanned one held most of his attention.

So he unplugged the bathtub which was apparently the worst idea he could possibly have because this happened

So he panicked and started asking people on the internet what he should do. Which was also a bad idea.

First suggestion: flush the toilet

This caused a smelly overflow that flooded the whole bathroom.

Second suggestion: vaccum the beads

His vaccum caught fire.

At this point it had actually spread to the neighborhood and people came to ask question but he denied knowing anything about it. He then discovered that it's invaded the whole sewer system.

And yet, he continued to take suggestion from the internet.

Third suggestion: put salt in

It actually worked. Well, until.

Poop apprently started flooding his house.

And then the streets.

It all happened yesterday so we're still waiting on an update on the situation but I hadn't laugh like this in a while.

You should go and watch the whole story (it's in 4 parts)

It's in french, but you get it even if you don't speak it and his screams of panic are hilarious

Word of warning: don't fill your bathtub with waterbeads. Just don't.

Five minutes later I heard his Code Red Alert Bark and went looking for him, expecting to see something like a deer crossing the road and Pan yelling at him like a school crossing guard, but actually I found a bunch of cows setting up camp in my other pasture, on the other side of the road. Their owner was still there, holding the gate open and letting the last cows in, and when he saw me he claimed that he didn’t know this pasture belonged to someone. I am fairly sure that he just hoped I wouldn’t notice and his cows would get to eat for free for a while, but w/e, I told him this was my land and he rounded up his cows and left. The best thing was how these cow shenanigans clearly made Pandolf feel very useful—usually his alert barks alert me to the threatening presence of, say, a badger, and I’m like “thank you for warning me about this infraction but I will not be pursuing the matter further” and he is disappointed, but this time he could tell that the thing he had warned me about was important indeed and he sat there by the road watching the cows walk away with a look of deep satisfaction, like “That’s right. An actual threat. Thwarted by me, Pandolf.” He is only 6 months-old but he is so invested in his job and it’s really precious.

Sometimes you spend an hour trying to make a single drawing and other times you deadass get possessed and comics start raining from the sky

Sorry, I don’t make the rules

Bonus: