to be understood

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day

a lot of writing is sort of watching the film in your head like oh sorry can’t write the chapter yet i have to repeat hallucinate the dialogue first

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

easy website

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

oww :(

Plz tell me you took him home and have a new per gengar.

i'm not qualified to provide adequate enrichment for a trash gengar also I know for a fact he was recently hit in the face with a bag of dog poop

Update please I am begging you

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga

then I will go to an exercise class led by my favorite instructor, baba yoga

how could i ever leave tumblr