ugly keysmashes

having a mutual who’s a good artist literally feels like beyonce saw me at a supermarket and decided to make me her best friend

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

big fan of being able to go back in a reblog chain and rb a version of a post without the additional comments you don't find funny. but it also feels like lowkey snubbing the person who put it on your dash. like sorry boss im trimming the fat here. your tastes are not quite good enough. die.

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can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

Instead of going to work tomorrow why don’t we all just dig a really deep hole

much to consider

i love the power of the 🫵 emoji. yes you

People fail to understand that this yaoi shit is life or death

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams