GIRLS? I’ve heard of them

hi manager. please disregard my habit of getting extremely sick out of nowhere. i am known for this worldwide as yet another of my lovable and awesome employable traits. my special ability is to get sosick

Looks like the choice has been made

If i smoke weed with u dont look at me when i hit the bong like dude dont fuckign look at me im self conchess

don't worry honey you stay in bed I'll cook breakfast *sounds of heavy machinery running for 45 minutes & i return covered in coal dust, holding two plates of perfectly cooked eggs, bacon, & toast*

at her house eating the aquarium gravel

Not to be sappy but gay lust is so healing. Yes I said lust, not love. That too though.

the president just made it illegal for boys to just be friends

We listen to the same music but i do it in a far gayer and way more transgender way than you

*opens my wallet and blood gushes out*

this looks like a traffic cone strapped to a swan

Blocked

"omg i love your necklace where did you get it" oh it's not a necklace actually it's an amulet with an evil force trapped inside that could destroy the entire world if it were ever to be unleashed but thanks

oh and i got it at claire's

girlfriend (nonbinary)

boyfriend (nonbinary)

they’re in love