A Collection of Random

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees

relay racing is "here, you take this leek"

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

hey guys one day january will be over it's not today but it will be one day

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

People who like the British Baking Show like it because it seems to be genuinely nice people making baked goods and lamenting how much they'll miss each other after eliminations. The show's been on for years without a heel, so there's no reason to think its core audience needs one to find the show interesting. If you want conflict in your reality cooking shows, Gordon Ramsay has about 70 shows airing at any given time.

The Great British Bake Off DOES have a villain and it's the tent itself when it's 500 degrees and it's chocolate week