it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

World Heritage Post

World Heritage Post

*sees my mutuals logged on at the same time* ugh WHAT a day. Thank god you’re here. *doesn’t interact with them in any shape or form*

Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact