i can go the distance

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

What if everything gets better in 2016

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

since the what

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

(1983)

2016

2025

Happy Pride

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

He's a knight. Of course he has a praise kink and low self-esteem.