The way I see it

one day, you will find yourself being loved by entirely new people and wonder why you were ever worried you’d never find them

not to be disabled on main but have you ever fucking noticed how every god damn thing requires both time and energy

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

EATING MY CHARGER

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

the lion does not concern herself with papa

remember to be scared all day so youre not caught off guard when it happens

one thing about me is i am so unclear and confusing

I’m just an easy mark for dumb pilot humor. Today the captain was like “we’re now at altitude, feel free to move around, my one rule is you must stay inside the plane” and I lost it. It’s funny because you would die a horrible death akin to standing unencumbered on Pluto

🫩 <- i understand him

yeah. i understand that too

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business

age regressing back to toddlerhood for the sole purpose of reopening my critical period and learning Arabic

the lion concerns himself with everything