Maker

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3

I LOVE LIBRARY

WE LOVE LIBRARY USERS

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

being a team sports fan really is like oh what if you stanned the ship of theseus

Legal Eagle asking "are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?" and a producer worriedly yelling "we're not!" as Ally goes to light a bong they filled with real whiskey is maybe the hardest I have ever laughed at an episode of Game Changer.

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

I know this is kind of a hot take but I think creating a religious ethnostate is bad

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

btw you will miss this in 5 or 10 years. memory will smooth these circumstances down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a shade of light or a moment of this particular innocence. you don't know about what happens next, and one day that will be the most alluring thing of all. don't leave it all for nostalgia. have a nice night now, whatever night it happens to be.

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope