✨️autism✨️

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

i skink therefore i scram...!

just laughed hysterically at the gripping foods with force twitter account

why is he even here

im out of flares and he's here to fuck me up

how do i be less scared of teeth pls help

lmao makes sense, vent things are a massive pain in the ass at first, still sometimes are

Vent things my number 1 opp teeth tho is a huge pushover, even in hard mode

A tip my friend gave me (that I have yet to try) is to just turn off your computers audio for teeth and simply ignore them (what pronouns does teeth use??), since the main killer is panicking about their presence

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

I think I have a date tomorrow??? This is great news.

YOURE GAY?????

omg what gave it away is it the hair

Get exploded bestie

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s