[2 minute guitar solo]

It's always fucking Reagan

Wow - Thank you Delta. The pilot just announced that I run a popular blog and they let me board my flight ahead of a bunch of disabled marines.

"sure i'll reblog that" good girl. now eat these oats from my hand

"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

i… want… my BOYTOY! *telekinesis throws everything across the room*

*McDonalds employee scrambling to put a boy toy in their happy meal*

Unironically the biggest death knell I heard for twitter was the fact that, as far as anyone is aware, there are no longer any furries working at twitter.