what up

recipes be like step one heat oil

step two dump it over the edge of the ramparts to discourage ladder based climbing

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

Got kicked out of the simpsons porn drive thru for trying to order Lois

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy