well-lubed robot striptease

What hair you're blad

"stop staring at me" bro I'm dissociating, you're not that special

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

just like it’s important that we let people embrace and be flamboyant with their gender, we must allow people to have gender be a nonimportant part of their identity. a cis woman can love being feminine and claim her womanhood loud and proud, just like another cis woman can just be ‘whatever’ about it. a trans woman can be hyperfeminine and proud, while another can just say ‘yeah i’m a woman’ without it being a gigantic deal to her. a non-binary person doesn’t have to be constantly torn up about their gender identity to be non-binary. all experiences of gender are unique and valid in their own way.

If gender makes no sense to you, you are allowed to just give up and ignore it

noooo little german boy dont go into the drag show

oh mein gott this stage is full of kuntenserven

A person who made a funny face one too many times and it got stuck and now they wander seeking to inflict their curse upon others

Let’s hear it for bagel & cream cheese

My morning routine? That's simple: first I wake up, then I get out of bed, then I experience various ailments, maladies, afflictions, etc.

i need the pic of the fucked up looking little dog from a web 1.0 site that’s caption “March Madness”

thank you. it is now march madness time.

when they stopped putting cd drives in laptops we ALL lost

anti-egg vegans are always a hoot. like, she’s not using it. it’s not fertilized. it’s going to rot and attract predators. you want me to just throw it in the trash??

i’m sorry but a well loved teddy bear or stuffed animal has powers beyond what we can comprehend