An Endless Quest of Solitude

listen I can respect that Marina ‘and the Diamonds’ Lambrini Diamandis wrote a song about how bad she wants to fuck and made all the lyrics about fruit and eating and stuff, but I cannot condone her using the lyric ‘I’m your cauliflower’ and expecting it to be considered sexy

when you touch a Bad Texture™ and have to scrub at ur hands until the feeling is gone

When your teeth scrape against something they don’t like and your entire body tries to escape the upper atmosphere.

When your nails drag across an Unpleasant Thing so your arms stop working from the elbows down and your ears ring.

when something nearby makes a Bad Sound and you’re actively trying to get onto the astral plane in your corporeal form

this wins

das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons

when a bard uses vicious mockery what they say comes out sounding incomprehensibly bass boosted and that’s how it causes physical damage

here’s a thing: there are multiple bi and gay characters in campaign one, several within vox machina, and calling cr1 “straight” solely because some bi characters ended up in m/f relationships is shitty at best

So ready for The Stormlord, The Traveler, and an angry underwater eyeball to team up and save their kidnapped followers. The buddy roadtrip comedy we all deserve. 

Why is her date using chop sticks

Wtf is this lmao

we’ve been having a full on debate about this picture at work and I’m so tired

im like 90% certain the dude sucking dick is from a different picture so who put him there

The funny thing is, those two are photoshopped into THAT picture as well

where are they from send them home

the last pic is a foursome waiting to happen

this has convinced me to watch critical role

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!