i died and all i got was this BEAUTIFUL t-shirt

RIP Jester Lavorre you would’ve loved scientology speedruns

Never forget that when handed a manor, the first thing that Alleged Voice of Reason Caduceus Clay did was fill a tower with dirt and grow a SIXTY FOOT TREE on top of it. While everyone else was picking rooms Talesin was asking about digging out the yard. The only reason Caduceus ever seems sane is because interacting with the rest of the party is so much like being hit with a flashbang that the quiet, friendly guy looks normal while you're still rubbing your eyes. Caduceus is a madman and a legend and I love him.

the mighty nein battle plan is actually so good to be honest. they get shit on for being unable to follow plans but it's only short term plans they're bad at. battle plans? oh they have lived and learned. the clerics got attacked when they were wandering off alone in a jungle so they make it a point to always split the clerics. even while travelling, jester-eagle isn't allowed to carry caduceus. never put beau and yasha on the same target unless there's only one enemy to make full use of their sentinel and reactions. split caleb and fjord apart so one is within reach to make a counterspell. have beau go first so veth can have sneak attack. the two wizards casting haste on allies and the clerics casting bless to give support. fjord and veth moving in to tank on the frontlines when it gets rough. the fact that fjord learned cure wounds despite his limited spell list even though he already has healing hands as a paladin. that makes the nein having 4 (the clerics, yasha, fjord) members who can restore health. 3 people (clerics and caleb) who can revive the dead. when beau went unconscious against the specter in rumblecusp, fjord and yasha were able to heal her and bring her back up even before it became the two clerics' turns. they said fuck you we're not losing anyone ever again.

Essek Thelyss, a demisexual who has assumed his entire life that he was asexual aromantic, catching himself thinking that he'd like it if Caleb unbuttoned his collar a little more because it would be something of a view: w h a t w a s t h a t