Dubious Mints

Never heard anyone call a bath “the soaker” or a shower “the sprayer” in my life

pay attention

The enemy's parasociality vs our diva worship

I am covered in bugs, I am bugmogging everyone. I am severing all my ties to humanity to bugmaxx and become the alpha. They will eat my skin and birth me anew. I'm Like The Joker But A Big Bug. I'm like the Joker, But A Big Bug.

i am so fascinated by mcr’s relationship with warner like they’re not releasing new music and their remasters are timed weirdly and they’ve been doing a grand guignol tour with varying plots and characters for a year now and there’s a fucking ventriloquist dummy and gerard will go on stage after that part of the show is over and talk about how their label sucks ass. what goes on.

At this point the Gerard lore is becoming completely unbelievable largely because we actually have so little information and yet the information we do get is so completely unhinged. never before has there been a celebrity so completely elusive about whom the minuscule available information suggests something crazier under the paper thin surface

90% of famous people over share every detail of their lives and from that we know those lives are actually quite unremarkable at least for a celebrity. Gerard tells us nothing but the conclusions we are able to draw from the hole their silence leaves are genuinely wild

anyone surprised that markiplier knows about the bloodymary ship doesn't remember this is a man who has seen himself ass blasted by springtrap you must assume that whatever the most obscure, insane content you've involved him in he not only knows about it but already knows more than you'll ever fathom. it's too late. he knew before you even knew you knew he knew you knew