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mercury : smallest (?) excluding pluto, not the hottest, shrinking because the core is cooling down causing scars on the surface, no protection so lots of meteors on it 😢

venus : tilted 173 degrees on axis so the sun rises the opposite way, its very hot and smells like rotten eggs because of so2, almost the same size as the earth, brightest planet

earth: figure this one out buddy

mars : we deteced trace amounts of water, had the largest mountain (olympus mons), two moons named after the god mars' sons, has canyons running through it, has a little rover called curiosity that sang happy birthday to itself all alone on august 5th

jupiter : the biggest planet, storms constantly happening, it was almost a star, moon called ganymede is larger than mercury and named after the god of gay sex and zeus' wine bearer, shields us from asteroids

saturn : its rings are made up of some moons that got pulled apart by gravity, it has liquid lakes of methane, it has shepard moons that keep the dust from rings together with gravity

uranus : funny name, it has invisible rings, it is the coldest planet, tilted 98 degrees on its axis, all the moons are named after shakespeare characters, its magnetic poles are at a 60 degree angle to the physical ones, rains diamonds

neptune : hblue cause of methane, 14 moons and its really cold. oh and it has 5 rings and one orbit is 165 years