my hands are in fact cold

i was just reminded of the welcome to the black parade remix… worst “sorry kid me and your mom are staying divorced” present of all time.

one of these days mama is going to be swinging that baby around and his arm is going to pop off and he'll go flying

i didnt even know about the odyssey movie until like 2 days ago and now everyone is telling me to watch it. i'm not fuckingg watching that has the world gone mad.

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

There’s a lot wrong with the US but watching the big evil terf lady weaponize UK libel laws so much makes me glad that it’s nearly impossible to sue someone for libel here

Watching UK people being legally forced to walk back tweets makes me glad I can say with no ambiguity that JK Rowling is an evil transphobic invader from Mars intent upon poisoning the minds of the youth with her evil brain mold laser

She’s also a muppet movie villain

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

i’m actually so happy dogs didn’t come out when it did bc every coming of age teen romcom indie film would have used it for something wildly bereft of the context it exists in.

listening to the dive demo i’m not even trying to have a good day