marbl

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

"came back wrong" but it's from work

doing a huge giveaway 😙🌷✨️ the winner gets to take me to the vet 🏥🐈 and put me down 🙂‍↕️🔻👇⬇️

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

alternatively: nothing can break the bond between a friend who doesnt read and a friend who just read an amazing book and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

nothing can break the bond between a friend who cannot and will not watch horror but is still interested and a friend who just watched an amazing horror movie and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

So so so fucking real

listen. if your mutual suddenly starts referring to The Character with different pronouns, you must go along with it. that character is trans now. they’re right.