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shane riding ilya and ilya holds out his tongue so shane can spit in his mouth :)

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shane: >:| ilya: i'm literally hard rn (canon)
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Shane after 1 hour with ilya and the pikelings
Secret marriage AU Hollanov bought a house in Vermont to meet up in between Boston and Montreal. They have a whole domesticated beautiful life there. Living as any other married couple
Bonus: they get outed. (It's in 99.9% of timelines, sorry). Not by Hayden, but by someone breaking into their house and seeing framed pictures of two surprisingly close rivals
After their beautiful summer at the cottage, Shane's gonna come back to pre season training with his clothes smelling a little like cigarettes and Hayden's gonna ask him about it.
He'll have to lie and say he hooked up with a smoker girl. A girl one. Definitely not a boy smoker. A girl.

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Coach Wiebe after Shane and Ilya are outed:
“I could marry svetlana” said faux nonchalantly with a ramrod tense spine while holding back the intense fear he’s going to leave
“ is she, I don’t know, someone you’d want to marry?” said with every muscle in his body clenched, fight or flight active, and genuine tears building in his eyes
My hollanov is ragebaiter 4 ragebaiter
because they’re both so soft with one another but also insane about the other that like they bicker constantly and are competitive over little shit but also like they never (post marriage) raise their voices or leave in the middle of an argument,
like they’ll argue just to argue because they know that the other person will hold space for them and that they finally have someone safe to play at
because Shane “professional repressor” Hollander and Ilya “ professional masker” Rozanov are both used to acting very carefully with everyone in their lives both professionally and personally
so to have someone where in Shane’s case he can be a little bitchy and snooty both to and with but will always end up kissing and making up because it was never that serious
- or for Ilya where it’s literally his job to clock people and get them riled up enough to be stupid, but being able to be soft about it and point out meaningless loopholes in Shane’s logic that get him to flush and argue back before kissing blond curls makes him so happy because he’s not so big and bad even when he’s being a little shit
Shane is waiting a full thirty minutes after eating before he gets in the pool
After all of it, the cup wins, retirement, two kids, all the craziness kind of dies down. Ottawa retired both of their jerseys during their retirement ceremonies of course, and Shane only briefly thought about Montreal as he watched his number go up to the rafters.
Some years post retirement, in like 2035, they get a call from Montreal's head office. There have been several management changes and personnel turnovers since 2021. They have an openly gay player on the team now (most teams do). And the current GM says that the Montreal Metros would like to hold a ceremony honoring Shane Hollander where they also retire his jersey.
Shane and Ilya go back and forth on it for a while, because even 14 years later there's still some pain there. But eventually they go and stand on the ice, holding their two children as they watch Shane's number raised to a different set of rafters.

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goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day
here's the thing. ilya loves having shane in his arms. that is a fact. he loves coming up to hug him from behind, he loves pulling him in for a kiss, loves dragging shane in to sit on his lap, loves getting his hands on every part of his body he possibly can to re-map the expanse of his skin as if he didn't memorize it years ago. holding shane in his embrace, feeling him relaxed and warm against him, knowing he's here and safe, ilya loves that. there's a part of him that never wants to let go.
but by god, ilya rozanov LOVES being in shane's arms. ilya is used to being a large guy, tall and muscular and hot and intimidating looking - all perfect for hockey, all great for when he was seeking out a hookup, but not so perfect for when he just wanted to exist, just needed casual comforts and softness and to not be Rozanov™ for a while. but none of that matters with shane. because shane matches his build and his height and his muscle, and even if he didn't neither of them would care, but for once it gets to be ilya who curls up in a strong, comforting embrace and fuck, he never, ever wants to leave. he LOVES cuddling into shane's side when they watch TV, with shane's arm over his shoulders and a hand running through his hair. he LOVES laying between his legs and curling up against his chest, he LOVES shane casually wrapping an arm around his waist, even if it's just to move him out of the way, he LOVES that shane never seems to want to stop playing with his curls, he LOVES the sweet loving kisses pressed to his cheek and his neck and his hands, he LOVES being the little spoon or falling asleep in any way that means he's comfortable in shane's embrace. ilya's absolute favorite place in the world to be is wrapped up in shane hollander, feeling more loved and adored and cared for than he knows what to do with. it has been so long since he's ever felt even a fraction of the comfort and safety that he feels when shane cuddles him up, reminding him that it's okay to just let go every once in a while and soak it in. the moment shane gets his hands on him, ilya is just absolutely melting, falling in love all over again. if he could spend forever in shane's arms, he would, with the only breaks being the times when they switch it up so he's holding shane instead. they are each other's safe space and happy place, and physical touch is just SO important
Imagine how difficult of an adjustment it will be for Shane and Ilya to not only be on the same team but to never actually share the ice (except on the power play). They're stuck watching their man be far and away the best player out there without the distraction of being mid-play themselves and they've lost their outlet for channelling all of their sexual tension into something reasonably acceptable for audiences. Imagine the fan edits of them just sitting on the bench, chewing on their mouthguard, while shooting obvious fuck-me-eyes at the other. Ilya's urge to check Shane into the boards is unreasonable. As soon as Shane gets on the ice he shoots off like a bat out of hell to burn off his excess energy. They can't even fucking look at each other in the locker room. As soon as they're home Ilya is throwing Shane up against the wall as hard as he would have done if they were both wearing pads. Those first few months they both acquire more bruises off the ice than on it.
This is canon to me now.
In all seriousness, though, OP is right. They play the same position: centre. Which means Ilya will be the first line centre in Ottawa and Shane the second line centre. And no, it’s not a demotion for Shane. If you have arguably the two best centres in the league on different lines, the opposing defencemen and goalies can NEVER rest. The offensive threat is relentless.
On most hockey teams, the strongest offensive players are on the first line. Which means when the second line’s shift starts, these players aren’t as good. But when the second line centre is Shane motherfucking Hollander, you don’t get a rest. You never get a chance to catch your breath.
Particularly when your first line centre and second line centre are competitive with each other. You just know they’ll be pushing the wingers on their respective lines relentlessly because each of them wants to outdo his husband’s line. For bragging rights or better sex or whatever.
Every team in the league will hate playing against Ottawa, and be bitter at Montreal for fumbling Shane. Because they effectively have two first offensive lines, and that’s very difficult to play against.
As for facing both of them on the power play, that’s the nightmare of every goalie in the league. Wyatt Hayes is the happiest man alive, knowing they’re both on HIS team now! He never has to defend his net against either of these assholes ever again. Except during practices, of course. Not during actual games.
shane in denial getting his sore freshly fucked gaping hole inspected by ilya and literally trembling with the effort not to cum just from ilyas fingers stroking over the sensitive skin there but ilya tells him oh no it looks like i tore you here :/ your hole is really ruined this time sweetheart looks like i can only use your mouth from now on :/ and he can't help it and comes really hard all over his tummy
So, what, are they out of ginger ale, Captain? I'm feeling a bit wild.

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A ‘Bears walk in to Ilya’s house and see him napping with Shane AU’ where Ilya somehow manages to still keep Shane’s identity a secret.
Ilya always had been a light sleeper, so no matter how lightly they stepped he was awake moments after the first shocked gasp.
Ilya knows it’s over for him. There’s no mistaking that there’s a man asleep on his chest in a clearly non-platonic cuddle. Usually Ilya would be punching the intruder, threatening violence to try and ensure they kept their mouth shut but he has quickly realised something far more important. With the way they are sleeping, Ilya on his underneath on his back and Shane on his stomach on top with his face pressed into the gap between Ilya’s neck and the couch, they can’t see his face.
He quickly pulls Shane’s hood up over his head to hide hair and rests a hand over it to gently discourage Shane from moving it should he start to wake up.
So Ilya just stares down his team and goes “you can be upset, but are going to be fucking quiet about it because if you wake my guest I’m sending all my blackmail on you to your wives, and then start fucking them to help them get over the divorce.”
So the whole “You’re fucking gay!” “No, I’m a fucking bi who is fucking a gay” conversation happens at a furious whisper, with Shane blissfully sleeping on Ilya’s chest as life implodes around him.
Shane may be a deep sleeper - and the argument in whispers - but even he starts to stir at the noise.
Ilya can’t have him moving his face into visibility now, so he just scruffs the back of his neck harshly and pressed him deeper into his shoulder.
Shane lets out a pleased (and not at all quiet) moan, and - worried that he is going to start talking - Ilya realises he needs to shut him up.
So he glares at the Bears to be quiet, while suddenly putting on the softest voice they have ever heard him use as he goes, “shhh quiet time now mоя любовь. Back to sleep.” And then shoves his fingers into Shane’s mouth.
When the Bears leave soon after, some of them have LEARNT some things about themselves. But crucially, none of them have learnt who their captain is fucking.
by the time shane is 45 he has one big thick streak of grey right at his temple that te HATES and constantly considers dyeing but obviously it makes ilya crazy