current Wolf359, HP fandom, Scholomance whirlwind

Arakawa realized the burgeoning youth of the early 2000s wasnt interested in another plucky spry optimistic young shonen protag. Instead she gave us a short ugly egotistical asshole smarter-than-you atheist with so much money and power that people could no longer best him in arguments by telling him “dude shut up ur literally like 12″ 

Five pages in we’re told Edward’s famous and rich and powerful. Five more pages and he’s calling some girl stupid for thinking God exists. Five more pages and he’s proven right. Five more and he’s kicked an evil priest’s teeth in. And no one can tell his mom on him.

Anyway it's nearing midnight so please consider:

(very possible spoilers below so keep scrolling if you haven’t listened to this audio drama yet)

hilbert loving pecan pie so much that he agrees to help eiffel turn spam into turkey for thanksgiving dinner

jacobi casually dropping that he “likes the men folk” during a high stakes situation

questions only

maxwell’s restraining order on her family

minkowski canonically loving musicals

eiffel finding it borderline impossible to not speak exclusively in pop culture references

lovelace telling dumb jokes to keep a bomb linked to her heartbeat from going off

jacobi’s anatidaephobia (a fear of ducks)

jacobi and maxwell both hating parties and coming up with ridiculous excuses to not attend a christmas party

everything about “no complaints”

chai lattes

the empty man

box 953 and all the weird shit it does in the special episode, “change of mind”

“change of mind” in general

“memoria” in general

Stick that in your burrito

When in doubt, whip it out - it being hydrochloric acid

Everything that's in the All Things Considered episode

Jacobi's password in the "let's go be bad guys" episode when he tries to take over the ship is ALANA

the fact that Minkowski's password in the final episode is VULCAN and she makes a Star Wars joke but Eiffel doesn't understand them because of the fight with Pryce

The fact that Miranda has a drawer full of spare eyeballs

"Turn it off. " "No." And "Goddamit, none of you were here for the Empty Man".

That one extra scene (that I can never find when I look for it) after a big event where everyone is exhausted, nearly silent, at breakfast the next day with just the sound of cutlery and Maxwell and Minkowski have a stilted conversation about coffee. The way it shows how mundane and civil the two groups are with each other because they actually like each other outside of when they're fighting and it's a little glimpse of how they could have been in different circumstances (I think about this a lot)

‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.

‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.

‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.