Blowing Hard with Drusilla

I hope Brendan Fraser is having a nice day.

I hope one day that Brendan Fraser gets to see this post with several thousand (one day perhaps several hundred thousand?) people who have all banded together, united for one single common purpose: to hope that he is having a nice day.

Brian David Gilbert off the shits

It’s the fucking truth tho. If there’s more than one of us in the vacinity NOTHING GETS DONE

this is why Scoops was such a mess

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly?? Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around. You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

rice man approves

Slap that rice.  Slap it good.  Slap that ricebag just like you should.

A sack like me moans and screams

I don’t see the downside here.

When I found out this was a subtweet to a friend of Romero he thought should ditch her husband, I was kinda crushed, TBH.