harry’s owl

i'll never understand how some people are okay with being mean on the internet. do you not feel bad. where's your feel bad feeling

the way you can’t take interactions at face value. and you can’t assume things either. ok

white ppl will steal every aesthetic from black culture and then call it something so stupid like bo derek braids instead of box braids or hasbin hotel core instead of black southern dandism. yall will bend over backwards to call my culture barbaric/scary just to drool over the aesthetic the moment no actual black people are involved (21 pilots vs actual reggae). And if ur white/nonblack reading this just reblog. I dont need any comments talking about how not racist you are + speaking up over actual black people.

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

bbc sherlock wants what i have

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

don’t be so fond of your memories you forget the beauty in making new ones

can you fucking please look at yourself with the eyes of a lover? fuck

just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

@ilexdiapason I think your guy has been spotted

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

that’s still four people

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

i wish i could feel emotions the normal amount

for every 1 minutes of work, grant yourself 100 minutes of unrewarding aimless phone time

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.