• drunken love •

“everyone interprets characters differently” unfortunately so true! thankfully I was blessed with an intense preternatural insight into their core beings (watched and paid attention) and I don’t have to worry

sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen

your abstract concept fucking bit me

Bro, my unyielding loyalty towards you is totally normal and healthy, I swear. It's just that it's definitely my duty to rip out your enemies throats with my bare teeth. You are the love of my life and I am your most valuable tool. Each night, I fantasize about dying in your arms, covered in blood, and then I close my eyes one final time, satisfied because I can feel your fingers on my face as I take my last breath. Haha anyways

Okay but soulmates w betrayal??? Because you KNOW it has to feel like being ripped in half because it was us it was always us and we were meant to be until the end we were written in the stars and the ocean sings our names, but even so. But even so. You’ve irreparably broken us, the universe mourns what should’ve been.