palaces & paragraphs

genuinely insane to me that the vampire chronicles used to be universally known as the "no fanfiction unless you wanna die by lawsuit" fandom and now it's got a tv show where the central premise is the characters are all writing fanfiction about eachother and everyone's interrograting the text from the wrong perspective

I hope Daniel has just an INSANE slut era now. One second you're 70 years old with Parkinson's and the next suddenly you aren't sick anymore AND not only are you strong again but you've got fucking superhuman strength, AND you've got weird sexy new eyes, AND you've just become a millionaire?? I for one would be absolutely insatiable. Watch out gay people of the world peepaw's about to hit the streets

he may have had his fingers all up in my girl but he fixed her dress and hair while trying to avoid getting her all sticky so he may have been a whore for a hot minute but he's also a gentleman thank you very much