gays in space

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

also saw some heated rivalry fan getting into the morality of rpf and saying its bad...girl on whose foundations is your castle built

"On whose foundations is your castle built?" Is now replacing "Get off your high horse." for me.

knowing when not to open the comments is a skill

blocking tip: you don't have to wait to have a negative interaction with someone to block them. you can block them without ever interacting with them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone being rude to someone else and preemptively blocked them

"why'd they block me? we've never talked" bro if i see you being nasty to the bartender i'm not gonna chat you up

Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

Where am I

idk who needs to hear this but ‘texting and driving’ actually is about driving & looking at ur phone for any reason including typing new directions into your damn maps app or choosing a song. stop swerving into my lane looking up a playlist to commit vehicular manslaughter to. ‘i wasn’t technically texting’ aint gonna hold up in court babes

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

THE ORIGINAL??

(smh) Never thought I’d see it in the wild. Yet here it is. :)

always gotta reblog the ‘breasted boobily’ post

I don’t like when you guys say “atp” to mean “at that point” or whatever. It means adenosine triphosphate