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can’t wait til I’m released from captivity into the wild and immediately get carried off by an eagle

if your bones are wet then you’re alive, but if they’re dry then you’re dead

I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?

Sorry everyone, God didn't drop anything worthwhile, only soup.

Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe

ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I'LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD

The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????

what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????

It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!

GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!

This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself

Lawyer who is like visibly trying not to cry and teary-eyed and snifflign and drawing shaky breaths and hands trembling and constantly wiping his nose on his sleeves but he’s winning the case

I appreciate the context of 1-6 or else 7 might have had some very concerning implications.

ppl love to talk about how zuko radiates warmth like a space heater without ever mentioning the crucial factor which is this: if he controls his body temperature, then he is clearly doing that on purpose, because he knows that it means people will cuddle him. everyone thinks they are taking advantage of his body heat without ever stopping to consider that he is the one on the receiving end of all of this affection. you fools. you stepped right into his diabolical plan to maximize hugs. oh, you dimwits. his scheme worked perfectly and you’re all none the wiser.