god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

#this might be my favorite scene even though it's different from the book#the DELIVERY on “dirty. dirty. dirty. dirty. why room so messy. question.” absolutely incredible work from James Ortiz#project hail mary#project hail mary spoilers

cds 💿 are so cool its literally a cirlcle 🔵 that has music 🎶 in its heart......

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

Genuienly when the fuck did it become normal to chat with chatgpt and ask questions to it INSTEAD OF GOOGLJNG IT???? SARCHING IT UP????????? WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE SAYJNG 'OH I ASKED CHAT' AS IF THATS NORMAL????????????????????

this is especially maddening to me in fb groups or subreddits for like, fishkeeping or medical conditions, when you ask something like “can anyone who has expertise or experience with x share their perspective here?” and then half a dozen people post screenshots from fucking google ai overview as an answer. like that’s even more insulting than “oh I asked chatgpt” like do you not think it occurred to me to google this before I asked for human input????

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time