Oh, so close.

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

and the thrilling sequel: i consumed a media months ago and you are still hearing about it

and the cautionary conclusion: the media has consumed me

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

your cat was an honor to see in the window

is that person actually treating their veganism "like a religion" or do they have firm ethical beliefs that they're not going to disavow after a single conversation with somebody who neither understands nor respects said beliefs?

i think the words "humane slaughter" is the most glaring example of the cognitive dissonance non vegans have

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