word on the street is if you suffer in just the right way for just long enough youll be rewarded

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

if i were a seagull i would go to the beach and have so much fun

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

i forgot Most people are not always in the state of cowering in the corner like a scared dog. y’all just be doing stuff