drawing circles

being in your twenties is literally so fucking inhumane. and during a pandemic. Oh my god

If the frosting! Of your cupcake! Is equal to or greater in height than the cupcake itself! you made a bad fucking cupcake

We can’t as a society keep supporting pastries that are just edible plates for five inch piles of sugar glue

europeans are so funny literally like “i can’t believe americans don’t have fresh bread” what the fuck are you talking about

I can't believe americans think their store-bought sliced bread is real bread

there are bakeries in the united states LMAO i’m not going to argue with a motherfucker about bread

alright but here’s the real personality quiz: do you wear a fabric mask with some kind of pattern or a plain colored mask, or one of those disposable masks that they use in hospitals?

I need yall to understand that healthy 30 year olds look at 19-year-olds and see kids. Not in a demeaning way – but in a way that automatically removes that 19-year-old from romantic consideration. And even if you “look very mature for your age,” a healthy 30 year old will learn you are 19 and back out of that crush at 90 mph no matter how good your contour game is.

when the 60s said miniskirts with knee-high boots they were right

dean winchester would kin mac from iasip and then get surprised when mac comes out as gay