A Mess But An Aware Mess

moms be like “call me if you need me” and then leave their phone on the other side of the house charging the entire day

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

Villanelle ghost wrote this

Edward: *sticking Bella’s menstrual cup in the freezer* yummy, popsicles :)

one day you will have to answer to a god who will not be as merciful as us

Being a girl in middle school / high school must be an absolute nightmare in the age of instagram because of this sense of proximity you have with girls your age that are famous for nothing else but for being pretty and having a bankable online avatar that exploits both the consumer and the girl on the screen and I can’t imagine what it feels like. 

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When Jackie Aina said: “I’ve never been called ugly by someone more attractive than me ”….i felt that

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

Sounds busy to me

Busy not stressing

Busy not dealing with niggas.

Busy enjoying peace

I can’t wait to be this type of parent.

Me as a father

Please let this be my children with their father

Please let me let my children be this happy with me as their father.