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liberating women today by going out looking like absolute shit

When I was newer to Roblox I found that the best way to piss people off and troll was to put on cat ears and a cat tail and the :3 face and crawl around in Jailbreak going "I'm just a cute lil kitty cat :3 I love to roll and play in the grass allll day!" and everyone would start trying to kill me just to shut me up, but it was so funny having the same six crooks jumping me over and over

they made him shinier and wetter like a fruit

i love walking around my house at night wearing a too small tshirt and underwear it makes me feel like the slutty girl who dies first in a horror movie

i know this has been said to death on here but allow me a moment of earnesty when i say people care about you. people you don’t even know care about you. i have elderly customers that call at the same time every night and my whole team remembers them by name. there’s an old man who calls and tells me four knock-knock jokes every time i talk to him, and i worry when he sounds sick and i’m relieved when he sounds better the next week. there’s a woman who calls to balance her accounts every other night and i know her dog’s name even though she never remembers mine. when i drive home in the morning there is always a man walking down the sidewalk in the same place and i wonder where he is when i don’t see him. the cashier you see at your local gas station probably remembers you. your bus driver remembers you. your neighbors remember you.

over coffee with my mom this morning: “sometimes we hesitate to invite people into our life because we feel like our space isn’t good enough yet. things are a little messy, or our place settings don’t match, or our situation isn’t quite what we want it to be. don’t let that stop you. invite people in anyway.”

one must always maintain an unemployed sleep schedule. even with a job

The sheer energy. The beauty of this woman. The women hugging in the background. The man in rainbow parachute pants. This whole video is art.

minimalism is cool but have you ever had all the things you love in your room

dont be afraid to be a cunt ... its the only thing we have left ...