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stay outta my guts, man

i’m serious. Knock it off

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charmac

Just Dramatic and Gay

#‘dramatic daughter or gay son’ well my mom got both so #iasip

thebibliosphere

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

xxxdragonfucker69xxx

charmac

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — Season 4

#iasip

not-a-smartass-just-a-nerd

#smug ass motherfucker i love them so much <3 #ccod

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phantomrose96

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

phantomrose96

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

theehorsepusssy

stephenroot

I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.

#genuinely infuriating

invaderxan

spookyboywhump

I do really love it when women write graphic and fucked up things. I feel like so often people react to fucked up fiction with “of course a disgusting man would write this 🙄” and it often carries an unspoken (honestly sometimes spoken) message of “a woman’s PURE and DELICATE and FEMININE mind could NEVER think of something this VILE”. Thank you women in fucked up fiction 🫡

notebooks-and-laptops

Fucked up fiction by women you should 100% read:

ofgeography

okay this is a list of exclusively bangers, not even counting the fact that WE HEXED THE MOON is on here which obviously makes me feel joyous. but kushiel's dart fuckin RULES as did on sundays she picked flowers and patricia wants to cuddle. 10/10 no notes

honestlynina

I didnt even realize the Kushiels series was fucked up.

I consider the sleep beauty series, belinda, and cry to heaven by anne rice more fucked up. Also Borrasca by CK Walker, The Eyes are the Best Part by Monika Kim, and The Cipher by Kathe Koja

#ooooooo #to read

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movietonight

As a Billy Joelogist-

silvermoon424

“Who is the internet even for anymore?” is such a valid question. Companies are sanitizing the internet and stifling natural human expression in the name of child safety and being family friendly, but the kids such as fuck aren’t benefitting from this. The internet is becoming too childish for adults and yet still too adult for kids.

systlin

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

systlin

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

#this was a huge win for feminism #unironically #<- prev tags genuinely so real

tiktoks-i-enjoyed

ghostlyss

Also Canadian Comedian Colin Mochrie and his daughter Kinley!

hauntedchronicler

also david tennant - his family is very private when it comes to photos, but one of his children is nonbinary & he's been extremely vocally supportive

Sade also wrote a song for her son, which is absolutely worth a listen if you want to Cry A Lot

#idc if it’s corny this shit will always get me :’)#trans

halowithin

athletes just walk around undiagnosed as fuck i can’t

#genuinely all the fucking time

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dramatic-dolphin

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

weirdthingifoundonline

amrv-5

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

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