alea iacta est !

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

it’s kiss o’clock btw

wait here while my manservant fetches the anti-elf rifle

U kno what im really starting 2 get fucking tired of getting shot at all tha time

he transformed... magical pot...

@randomitemdrop

Item: Urn of Cat Transmogrification; a cat placed into the urn will come out a different color

@skelpiescool us at that one gig i did

chasing cars by snow patrol really hits harder everytime i listen to it like,, what if i DID just lay here???? would u lie with me and just forget the world??????? please???????????

i should figure out how to homebrew white monster actually

Dr. Viktor Frankenstein:

"he would not fucking say that" but it's "he would not fucking listen to taylor swift"

just discovered a new thing to be a hater about (people drawing characters as women’s hockey players but for SOME reason the jerseys are form-fitting and they seem to not be wearing any chest pad at all or normal hockey pants. and thus I am killing and biting and maiming.)

its because you're always using that damn Scrub Daddy

hey bestie you forgot the poll

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again