alea iacta est !

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[new to masochism] no 😦

Kinsey scale 0-6 of what’s your preferred activity level of vacation? I’m like a 4.5 I love a city walk I love a museum I love ancient ruins I love shopping I love going out to eat. Maybe like a day of beach chilling and reading but like. I can sit around at home you know?

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

“Thats my husband!!”

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy