alea iacta est !

going insane about bat child. what do you mean she’s trying to ignore all the very obvious signs that she’s been a vampire for the last 25ish years. what do you mean she got turned into a vampire before she could finish her degree, before she really got to live life as an adult. what do you mean she wandered around purpee’s college campus dreaming of the life she could’ve lead. aaaaaaa this whole seasons so funny and all the characters are played so comedic, but they also make me very sad :,)

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

adult life is crazy because you can be going through the most devastating and heartbreaking things while still having to go to work and do the laundry and grocery shopping

I have more than one person in the notes of my post saying they did not in fact know that the ACA stopped insurance companies from being able to deny coverage for a pre-existing condition in case you were wondering where we're at. People don't know the ACA and Obamacare are the same thing, they don't know it's why they have healthcare, they don't even know what it does. How do you even deal with that?

so you're telling me the fifa world cup is all men? its all men's teams? and so is the superbowl? and all the sports teams that states are known for and make copious amounts of merch for are also men's teams? and only 5 women have ever entered formula one since its inception in 1950 and only two of them were able to compete? and this is normal? its acceptable?

i grew up playing backyard soccer on the pc as a child in the early 2000s where boys and girls would play on the same team and against each other and you're telling me that's still an unrealistic fantasy that can't happen in real life?

there is absolutely no shame whatsoever in using a shower chair. there's no rule that says you have to shower standing. stop ignoring the pain. get yourself a shower chair. please.

You do not need a diagnosis to get a shower chair. You do not need a prescription. You do not need permission from anyone or approval from a doctor or anything like that. If a shower chair will benefit you, even if it just helps ease some pain or makes you a bit less dizzy in the shower, then get one.

makes your puppy dusty

Yeah its baically Dusty puppy thursday

One of the funniest fucking phenomena is straight women deadass making instructional videos for straight men on how to set up their dating app profiles to actually be appealing, because women are actually looking through and considering each aspect of the profile. And then the comments section just outright filled with "well that's wrong, no one actually looks at the profiles other than the basic info, I know I've literally never scrolled down further than that" and it's like dude. DUDE.

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

Intersex I hardly know h- wait no that doesn’t work