alea iacta est !

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

lowkey the internet is a pretty feminine activity. like what would a man even do on here.

if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you

mature content

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

it’s kiss o’clock btw

wait here while my manservant fetches the anti-elf rifle

U kno what im really starting 2 get fucking tired of getting shot at all tha time