and just when you think you’re at your absolute lowest a blonde motherfucker comes along and makes everything so much worse

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

“are they lovers?” worse. they were supposed to be and never got the chance to