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At which point they will find an ovarian cyst, but they now get whatever fucked up satisfaction they derive out of proving you wrong, because you didn't believe it could a cyst at all, but guess what? They did find a cyst! It's such a good thing you didn't listen to your intuition and came to them to verify your lay diagnosis from that third party! Bonus? Doctor doesn't have to feel like they look stupid in front of a patient, which is really what all this is about. Not your health, why would you think your medical diagnosis is about your health? It's obviously about a doctor's potential ego.

And apparently this works. Apparently you just need to be able to always play 4D chess with your medical professionals in order to find an avenue of advocating for yourself and getting you medical needs met. Isn't that great?

And usually doctors immediately take the "of course you need to be checked out! That's the responsible thing to do!"

This is a given.

If the last digit is divisible by 2 (a.k.a. even), then so is the whole number.

If the sum of the digits is divisible by 3, then so is the whole number. The recursivity of this means that if the sum has multiple digits, you can add them up again until you get a single digit and see if it's 3, 6, or 9.

Like the rule for 2, but check if the last two digits are divisible by 4.

If it ends in 5 or 0.

If the rules for both 2 and 3 apply.

No shortcut. Alas.

Like the rules for 2 and 4, but check if the last three digits are divisible by 8. (Yes, this pattern keeps going for 16, 32, etc.)

Like the rule for 3, but the sum of the digits (or the sum of the sum of the digits, etc.) must be 9.

For example, 294

29 4

4×2=8

29-8=21

21 is divisible by 7

Second example, 1946

194 6

6×2=12

194-12=182

182 is still large, so let do it again

18 2

2×2=4

18-4=14

1. De wintertijd blijft hele jaar gelden

2. Je kiest een kat uit het asiel. Het is een oranje, oude kater van 13, eenogig en slaapt veel. Hij heet Mitch

3. Je speelt kabouter Klus of Kabouter Kwebbel in de reboot van kabouter Plop, the Multiverse adventures, op Netflix

4. Je mag de tomatensoep proeven van de La Place elke dinsdagmiddag en je mening wordt wekelijks gepubliceerd in de Volkskrant

5. 1,95 euro korting op je Netflix abbonement maar Emily in Paris staat er dan niet meer op

6. Bij het stemmen gebruiken we nu een neonblauwe glitterstift ipv het rode potlood.

7. Pinterest wordt overgenomen door Flickr en op Flickr is waar je pinterest boards nu staan.

8. Chocomel met dronken dakloze meneer drinken bij de Ndsm werf. Hij heet Kees, heeft ooit 3 mensen gedood maar ze waren ouderen aan het beroven dus hij moest iets doen. Hij heeft maar 1 oog, ruikt naar zuurkool en heeft een grasparkiet die Sjonnie heet.

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