Ultra Doctor!

yeah okay ill reblog that

wizard fact of the day: you can’t legally kill me!

Oh yeah watch this *Hip thrust with murderous intent*

elvis i will put you back in the orb i swear

@pandalookatthis

hi im sort of a skeleton expert. you done fucked up

this is so embarrassing

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

You can only reblog this once a year

when you apply for your villain license they give you a book of all the new words you’re allowed to say. it’s full of shit like “foible” and “machinations”

I would die for Mr. Murderbritches

You will

He’ll do it personally

I love this site.

Bowser: She's bigger, so... Clearly she needs a bigger bouquet! It's just math!

hi Willow

This is good advice, but also why this picture?

It’s hard for two horses to be intimate when there’s an erupting volcano nearby. What’s not clicking

that photo of hunter s. thompson shooting his typewriter is such a mood

Could NOT have predicted what I was in for before the image loaded. Why is it a ray gun. Why are they in the snow. Why that outfit in the snow.

Happy Birthday to Hunter S Thompson!