yas god fuck it up

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please also take a moment to read about amaria diljohn, the fourteen-year-old black girl who was murdered in toronto yesterday when a public city bus driver ran over her and drove off, leaving her on the road. the driver has not been charged. please spread this. please talk about this. i know canadian issues aren’t often widely discussed on tumblr, but it’s important that this becomes widely known so the driver is brought to justice.

amaria’s family has also set up a donation fund to pay for her funeral - details are here.

forest-faerie-spirit

Well she ain’t wrong

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This post is refreshing

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clientsfromhell

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

RETAIL

weloveshortvideos

If you’re having a bad night please watch this

Me: *draws a line*

Teacher: what is that?

Me: Art is a form of self expression and this 1 line is my artist interpretation of the Mona Lisa. I hope you like my personal touch on it :)

dailyjackiechan

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

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I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

I reblogged this a few days ago and over the weekend the people i was babysitting for gave me a hige tip, my dad gave me a random $40, and i got to keep the change from my haircut appointment

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I hate these things so much but look how cute Jackie Chan is <3

the-elderscrolls

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”

Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.

The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:

“During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with”

Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family.

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angrygirlcomics-prime

guys seriously if anyone knows of a cat or kitten foster care in or near buena park, california (or even a couple miles from there) willing to take in and nurture five three-week old kittens please contact me. our family is trying but we are not experts and would rather someone take them that is so they can thrive!! we’d even help out with supplies tbh

guys please i have contacted just about every damn website and no one can help us. we at least need someone to take three of the weakest kittens. i’m seriously crying rn because they’re so tiny and fragile and we can’t help any more than we have. we aren’t experienced in this and i want these little guys to survive more than anything. please please help.

me: (is working)

me: (thinks about a meme)

me: oh shit!!!!!!! oh shit

Oh fuck yes it’s back on my dash 👌😍

thuglifeifuckedyourwife

I want them all 😍

I know all of them lol they’re weird

HOW CAN YALL FOCUS ON ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE BLINDS

Ryan’s here!

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This is what happens to girls like you. Girls starved and desperate for affection combined with the refusal to acknowledge the difference between a good and a bad touch because if you only accepted the good would you ever be touched at all?

ramou “What We Deserve” (via smashfizzle)

speakforthepits

Its always good to know what to do when your baby is in danger.

This could save lives

I had to do this twice for my dog and it saved his life. Please reblog.

I can’t scroll by this, my baby and every other puppy has got me so whipped

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