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something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

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mr president another dril tweet has manifested itself into reality

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

I just saw a future where freshly printed CDs are being sold for the price of freshly printed vinyl and my heart sank because people are pivoting from vinyl to CDs and the price will rise it's rising right now do you understand we are getting there it's 25 at a used cd store for a fiona apple disk and the world will not stop until it's 35 dollars plus

Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.