Professional Dumbass

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

always thinking about that Oxford study that found half of adults define "young people hanging around in groups" as "anti-social behaviour"

I have a confession to make... I thought the idea of wireless headphones like air pods were so so stupid when they first came out. But having owned wireless headphone pods with a case I have to admit that I do enjoy them quite a lot. But we should still eat the spleen of every person who lobbied to phase out the headphone jack in electronics

it means so much to me that rocky's lead puppeteer james ortiz got to voice him and got like. full billing right next to ryan gosling in the opening credits. and he's gotten to do interviews and red carpet appearances and talk about puppetry and it's all being taken so seriously just like he's any other type of actor. gonna make me cry fr. like they could have gotten some famous person to be rocky's voice to try and pull more star power but. they went with the guy who acted him. and like of course they did. like there he is. how could they do anything else. he's right there and he's perfect

The best thing you can do for a trans girl with a bad body image is grope her. It's easy to dismiss words, no matter how genuine, as "just being nice", it's a lot hard to dismiss a firm hand on your ass or one of your tits.

even if she knows she's the hottest thing in a ten mile radius, she still needs groping so that she knows that's more than just something she's convinced herself of

this might piss some people off but I don’t think some of you actually ever tried to unlearn your hatefulness. you just came out as queer and decided your new targets really truly deserve it this time.

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go