I am greatful for headphones for allowing me to listen to songs on repeat forty times without completely maddening other people.

GOD MADE TRANS PEOPLE FOR THE SAME REASON HE MADE GRAPES BUT NOT WINE WHO ARE WE TO DENY THIS DIVINE ALCHEMY OF THE SELF?

In the early second century, in response to the question "Why has God not made man just as He wanted him to be?" Rabbi Akiva said "For the very reason, the duty of man is to perfect himself."

Fuck I love seeing

mental illness is so funny like what's wrong with me <3 I already know but what's wrong with me <3

literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona

....where did people think 'london bridge is falling down' came from?

i don’t necessarily conflate “falling down” with “being dismantled brick by brick and shipped to arizona to be rebuilt” but i guess its not my area of expertise

caught the tail end of a radio commercial for a regional aquarium and it said “do it for the gelatinous zooplankton” and that’s who we’re living for today friends

lets be honest with ourselves for a moment: who doesnt love a good fruit from time to time

this is the most viscerally lesbian image I have ever seen

i want this on my tombstone

in the new COD you can be nonbinary in the CIA and when u meet Ronald Reagan he respects your pronouns. i dont know how to process this information at all

i feel like we dont talk enough about how two of the most decorated female hockey players ever, one a former captain for team canada and the other for the usa, fell in love and had a baby together 

Ok but where is my cheesey lesbian rom-com about them falling in love while playing against each other

“How many lesbian ice hockey rival weddings can there be? As many as possible we hope.”