And Now I'm Lost in Paradise

You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life

I have no words for this.. Phenomenal

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I have no words for this.. Phenomenal

Tag your porn

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

i hope this inspires a new one.

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

DEPLOY THE BOY

logged the fuck in