Dreams and Waking Thoughts

Being an Eridian scientist has to be so funny. You train your entire life as a biologist, becoming specialized in your field, probably giving lectures or educational speeches to other Eridians, and then the star savior Rocky comes home with his weird pet dog. Your job is now to cultivate food so the weird dog who is the age of average baby doesn’t die. The dog also saved the stars. Your job is making dog food out of the dog. You also learn that you and the dog have the same job. You are the happiest scientist on Erid.

‘project hail mary is about the power of friendship’ ‘project hail mary is about hope’ ‘project hail mary is about accidentally becoming too important at work’ wrong wrong wrong you’re all wrong. project hail mary is about what it would take for a single man in his 30s to own a fully paid off beachfront property in today’s economy

ao3 does in fact have a reccomendations tab and it's called going to your favorite author's bookmarks list

i feel like men everywhere could learn from kakashi aka the sexiest bitch on this planet. cover ur face, be thotty, and have massive amounts of swag . that is the only way to make somebody fall in love with u. kakashi if ur out there

this is my favorite Star Wars post

anyone else think about the sigourney weaver snake venom nail polish scene from holes literally all the goddamn time

Hannibal when Will didn't show up to run away with him