Some Fuckery

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

I shouldn’t be laughing, I feel awful, but I’m just imagining you addressing a person this way.

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

Absolutely, and definitely less surprising than a fairy

I will concede, in this specific circumstance, it makes more sense

Everyone say thank you women with deep low pitched voices

I’m sorry my lovelies but the reason you hate yourself is because you treat you like shit. If you came up to me and then told me I was a fuck up who could never do anything right I'd fucking hate you too.

if you didn't let me go to bed until after midnight because you'd rather watch Netflix than let me rest, and then got mad at me for not being productive the next day I'd be PISSED

The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that