quitting my job to become a lake monster

Nah dude don’t worry about it, she’s always saying shit like “I am bound to oaths I no longer believe in…” and trying to die in pointless battles. I wouldn’t pay it much mind

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

i love how cartoon villain sasha is. like i know this is a gay show but he’s disneystyle queer coded like actually gay presenting with a flowery shirt lounging in that bathtub and snorting cocaine and non consensually coming onto our big buff manly hero who is so classy and gracious in firmly turning him down. this is javier bardem x james bond skyfall to me ilya’s even wearing a bowtie HOT

the number one rule of being an adult is Dont Think About Anything That Happened In 9th Grade

For the sake of your mental health, let people think what they want. Their fiction is not your truth.

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

okay yeah i do think your filler is off putting and your botox makes you rigid and strange to look at

I know you think it’s “feminist” to hate on women who already have self esteem and image issues (through no fault of their own, as a direct result of patriarchy) for doing something to help them cope with their fleeting youth - which may or may not have been stripped from them against their will due to years of depression, abuse, oppression, or whatever else - but the truth is that the freedom to get Botox is actually a right feminists have fought for - whether intentionally or unintentionally. Women used to get thrown away when we outlived our youth and beauty - now we have the option to prolong it and change the way we are perceived and treated by society as a whole. We ALL had to grow up too fast. We ALL have to cope with a childhood that ended too soon. I’m no less a feminist than you are simply because I choose to hold onto my youth and beauty because it helps me feel better about my own loss of innocence. This is all just another excuse to hate on women and tear us down. You’re literally letting the patriarchy win by judging women for their personal choices which harm absolutely no one. Please grow up. Not everyone is conventionally attractive or ages gracefully. Some women can cope with that and some can’t. Both deserve love and respect. Have some decency. You’re not edgy for this. You’re hating just like a man would.

is this post real. can other people see this. this feels like a fever dream made reality

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels