you're just a human, a victim of the insane.

a dad who overzealously pressures his son to play neopets with him. cmon sport. lets toss that gormball around. have you visited coltzans shrine today? kiddo, restock your shop. do it for your old man

Help I got the Temu labiaplasty and now my pussy is on backwards

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

im gods weakest faggot

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

im gods most literate cat can i join

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

wobbuffet

*crotchety old man voice* back in MY day the president used to manufacture consent for his illegal wars!

*becomes offended and weirdly combative when you imply i have bones or internal organs*

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing