never dont mind about a thing

Am walking through Manhattan, there's a woman who can't be more than 25 in a big fur coat, walking with a cane, angrily saying into her headpiece "I want them them destroyed," I feel like an extra in a movie

currently cackling & wheezing after imagining a video game titled Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball

all the stupid bitchz put your hands up clap your hands stomp your feet i make you a sandwich with my juicy meat i work at arbys but i aint gay i just being myself and bitch i slay i like walking around and stomping on the ground i make the eart shake throw me in utah lake i cause a lot of trouble in my ****** boubble throw me that sheit ill show you how to juggle. juggle o juggle o double 0 7 im a spy bitch send me to heaven

eatin pewp off the floor your a little crab ill fo an experiement on you when i ge to the lab ill put you in a spinner and ill be the winner you are a loser get in my cruiser ill take you to the beach and set you free in the water oh btw i am hotter

devin your a dumb bitch f u

i have cool raps u have hot craps she wears short skirts i wear t shirts she's cheer captain and i'm wearing t shirts

My orange cat suddenly within two hours of his dinner time

i’m fully convinced some people live not really getting how little children know like a child doesn’t know what a fucking egg is until you tell them what an egg is and they don’t know what a month is or what letters are or which ones make which words or what words are like children know nothing when they come into the world and have to be taught everything and we, the adults in the world around them, are responsible—it is our duty as experienced humans to pass down our knowledge and to make sure we do it right, do it well, and do it as often as we can. even if they are not your kids, it is the duty we owe to one another if we want to live in better societies. i don’t ever want to have kids but i’m always overjoyed for the chance to teach a child something.

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

many such pillowcases