Unexpected Bioluminescence

Being a calm, gentle, non-reactive person is really hard work, which is probably why many people are none of these things. Personally I think it’s worth it but sometimes one does want to just roll around on the floor wailing at the top of one’s lungs

People in my notes who think I’m repressed or dissociating: you will feel better when you learn emotions are not a binary of Not Feeling It vs Being Overwhelmed By It

Ok but How Do I Do That

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

every time I’m in public and I do that reassuring normal person curtesy smile at someone while I’m passing by them in a store I feel like I look like Dexter Morgan

I don't think I've ever smiled at a stranger that I wasn't laughing at

That’s kind of sad. Or maybe I should start laughing at everyone instead.

sad? why is that sad?

it feels nice to smile at people even when you feel like you’re doing it wrong

the justification when law enforcement kills someone for no particular reason always boils down to “we got really really scared, you should feel bad for us because we were sososo scared” ok. piss yourself or scream or something. why is killing someone the only option

I have agoraphobia, I’m deathly afraid of places and yet I go places with zero casualties and zero fatalities

Like they understand they can just not be police officers

but then it might be harder to get away with shooting people and abusing their families

I’m putting estrogen in the jet exhaust to crop dust the world with femtrails

SOUND ON DEAR GOD

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

yeah i hate concentration camps because i hate women you caught me

Raising an eyebrow at how the swifty is only naming black artists here.

Aliens vs Predator vs My Cousin Vinny